Chemtrails

Conspiracy! The Show

Unpops Podcast Network

Comedy

3.6 • 674 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2017

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Is the government using jets to disperse strange chemicals in the sky? If so, why? If not, why do so many people believe they are? Adam and Connor talk about it on this episode, with a special guest appearance from Demon Alex Jones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Autopilot Order.
0:01.7	Now, informal.
0:02.9	The strong urge felt at the ordering kiosk or drive-through
0:05.6	that takes over the entire body and mind
0:07.8	and results in a person ordering a Big Mac without even having to think.
0:11.5	Related phrases.
0:12.5	Looks like I've ordered a Big Mac again.
0:14.6	The Autopilot Order at McDonald's.
0:18.0	Surf from 11am, subject to availability. People above.
0:28.0	Welcome to Conspiracy, the show, with your hosts, Adam Todd Brown and Connor McSpadden.
0:42.7	Hey, everybody. Welcome to Conspiracy the Show. I'm Adam Todd Brown. I'm Connor McSpadden. We just did this without audio. So for all you ace lip readers, you would have had a very exclusive podcast.
0:55.2	The live stream. This is what the live stream tunes in for to hear us do the intro twice.
1:00.1	Yeah, we don't have that old-timey stock ticker that prints the show out in Braille, do we? That would be sick.
1:06.7	They tune in for that. And also to hopefully hear say something super-duper racist and career ending.
1:14.4	Oh, yeah, that's the thing.
1:16.1	I wonder, can you listen to podcasts if you're deaf?
1:18.7	Is there like a thing that puts podcasts into braille or something?
1:21.4	We should invent that.
1:23.8	Well, not invent it, but we should talk to someone about transcribing our podcast into going to transcribing our podcast into Braille. Because you could transcribe it and then
1:30.9	you could just, you know, have like a little thing on your, like a little fidget spinner device.
1:35.5	Yeah. Yeah. I would be, yeah, we should do it. This is the new business and marketing podcast.
1:42.7	Did you ever put your podcast on cassette for that guy in jail?
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