Chemtrails, The Golden Ballroom, and a 50-Year Mortgage

Citizen McCain with Meghan McCain

Citizen Cain Productions

News, News Commentary, Society & Culture

3.9 • 692 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Meghan and Miranda kick things off with birthday love for Miranda's now 9-year-old daughter Coco and Miranda’s big 4-0 before diving into the only movie news that matters in their world: Aunt Gladys is getting her own Weapons prequel and the girls are feral for it. Daily Mail’s Nikki Schwab pops in to talk Trump’s disastrous Laura Ingraham interview, his sudden love of H-1B visas, that bonkers 50-year mortgage idea, and why the GOP keeps face-planting on the economy and inflation. They also unpack the chaos over Trump’s $300 million White House ballroom, chemtrail conspiracies, and Tucker Carlson’s demon-scratch era, Meghan and Harry’s mysteriously deleted Kardashian party pics, and JFK’s grandson Jack Schlossberg launching the weirdest congressional run in New York. Plus: Arby’s cheeseburger gospel, listener “Douche & Darling” of the week, and a homework assignment to watch Death by Lightning before Monday’s show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Megan McCain has entered the chat. The Hello, welcome to Citizen McCain. How are you doing, Miranda?
0:36.1	I'm fabulous.
0:37.4	Very excited. It's your daughter's birthday
0:39.2	today. We should say happy birthday to Coco. You believe she's nine? She's nine. I remember when you
0:44.4	told me you were pregnant with her and that makes me feel old and like, I don't know.
0:48.5	It's an Odean. Yes. It's anodeon. If people should go there, it's a lovely restaurant and drive back back.
0:53.3	Yeah, fantastic. We're always so nice It's a lovely restaurant and try back back. Fantastic.
1:12.1	Yes. We're always so nice to meet at that restaurant. Some restaurants in New York are like, get out of here, Republican. But they were always so nice. Great French onion soup at the Odeon, yes. Go there. Yes. It's like a cozy, good restaurant. But happy birthday to Coco. Like I said, I can't believe it. And your birthday is two days away.
1:12.6	No,
1:13.1	tomorrow. So happy early birthday.
1:14.5	Yeah. But happy birthday to Coco, like I said, I can't believe it. And your birthday is two days away. No, tomorrow, tomorrow. Yeah, why did I screw that up? I thought it was, well, good thing I already sent your gift. But I thought it was, I thought it was Friday. Okay, happy birthday tomorrow. I wasn't that far off, though. Happy birthday. Do you want to tell people how old you're turning or I'm turning 40?
1:44.1	I know. It's a big one. Believe it. Yes. I will be 40 tomorrow on the 13. Very exciting. I know people. Do you see that? What was that? Oh my goodness. That was fun. Thank you to whoever did that. I don't have my glasses on. So I'm 40. I can't read. that was too small. I tried to watch that like this is 40 movie.
1:46.7	The, uh,
1:47.8	I love I love that movie yeah I was like
1:50.6	they're so cranky and they like hate everything and I was like they're like they're like
1:55.3	really like LA really LA rich and like crazy so that's. We have a big news day to day to get into,
2:03.8	which we are going to. But first and foremost, there is some movie news that you and I are
2:08.2	personally very excited about. Do you want to make the announcement? And number 10, could you
2:12.5	show the picture for us, Ashley? Go ahead. Let me scroll way down into my notes. So to anyone who knows us, we love ourselves a freaky horror movie, especially a diva
2:24.5	like this and Gladys.
2:26.9	Oh, my goodness.
2:28.2	Look at this lady.
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