We are receiving for the first time.

And, uh,

receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past,

the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. These recordings represent our attempt to

compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. So whether you're

listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology

to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the Omnibus.

This is the Omnibus. You have accessed entry 212.am 0407.

Certificate number 52946.

Chemtrails.

Chemtrails. At long last. Hashtag chem trails. KEMTRAILs.

Hashtag Chemtrail.

I almost wonder if I should title this episode, hashtag chemtrails, because it does feel like the two go together.

How do we alphabetize it if it starts with a hashtag?

That's true.

It's going to be right at the top or right at the bottom.

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