It made me cry.

I would love to make you cry on your own podcast.

Welcome back to where everybody knows your name.

Chelsea Handler is my guest today,

and she is one of the hardest working folks in comedy.

Since her groundbreaking show, Chelsea lately in 2007, she's written six books that have

topped the New York Times bestseller list. She sold out shows around the world and been named

one of Time Magazine's 100 most influential people.

You can listen to her show, Dear Chelsea, wherever you find your podcasts, and you can visit Chelseahandler.com to see if her high and mighty tour is coming to a city near you.

So let's get to it.

Meet Chelsea Hamm.

Why did I get so lucky that you're here? Seriously. I'm always, I would not pick me if I were you.

Really? Yeah. You know that I like older men, right? I just spilled my coffee all over my lap.

Did you, and you just went to the bathroom too, so. That's two older men things.

I mean, you've been to the bathroom twice since I arrived five minutes ago. One was to wash my hands. I forgot. Oh, okay. I was just saying, I'm just throwing that out there. I'm making sure everything's okay. Is everything running? Okay, did everything? If you think I can keep up with you bantering, you're such a silly, silly thing. I think you can, and I think you could probably...

But what happens, I scream, and I fall to the ground like, you know, the heroin in a bad movie who's about to get eaten by a gorilla.

They fall prematurely. They could get up and run.

Okay.

Yeah, that's me.

I understand your condition now, and I will take that in, I will take that

into consideration. I went into the other room. We have the sweetest group of people, starting with

Conan, and everyone who works here in this building is Conan-esque. Oh, that's nice. I went in and said,

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