Chelsea Handler Takes On The News with Comedian Friends

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2023

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Chelsea Handler hosts comedians Sam Jay, Matteo Lane, and Larry Owens for a conversation about Tom Brady, Leonardo DiCaprio, and more. Then Bob The Drag Queen, Atsuko Okatsuka, and Rosebud Baker riff on Kourtney Kardashian's line of vagina gummies, a new Whitney Houston album, and a pregnant monkey in a Japanese zoo. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.6	Pfff.
0:03.5	Oh!
0:04.5	Um, there are a few more stories out there that I'd like to talk about.
0:09.9	So I thought I'd bring in some friends to discuss it with me.
0:13.2	Please welcome Larry Owens, Mateo Lane and Sam Jay.
0:16.7	Well, welcome to the show, you guys.
0:22.2	Thanks for being here tonight.
0:23.6	Thank you.
0:24.6	Thanks for having us.
0:25.6	Thank you very much.
0:26.6	Um, there's some stuff in the news that I would like to get your takes on.
0:29.1	First of all, Leo DeCaprio is rumored to be dating a 19 year old woman.
0:33.4	But then it said he may not be dating a 19 year old woman.
0:36.3	But I think the truth is that he probably is dating a 19 year old woman.
0:40.8	And he has this pattern, right?
0:42.4	And a lot of people get upset that he only dates.
0:44.9	His number went from 25 if this is true to 19.
0:48.9	So he's always dated women that are 25.
0:51.1	I have the opposite problem.
0:52.2	I've only dated men that are in their 50s, whether I'm in my 20s,
0:56.9	in my 30s or in my 40s, I always like older men.
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