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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Chelsea Handler Covers China Asking For Its Spy Balloon Back | Lea Michele

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Daily News, Comedy, News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2023

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea Handler tackles the day's news including China asking for its spy balloon back, the new "death diving" trend taking over TikTok, Kim Jong Un bringing his daughter to North Korea's military parade, and Santos firing back at Romney. Actress and singer Lea Michele shares what it’s been like living her dream of playing Fanny Bryce in “Funny Girl”. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

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New York City, the only city in America.

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It's the show that invented news.

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This is The Daily Show with your host Chelsea Hamler.

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I'm Chelsea Hamler and this is it.

0:42.0

It's my last night behind the desk.

0:44.0

I hope you enjoyed this week as much as I did.

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But if you didn't, feel free to tweet me.

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My handle is at Ellen DeGeneres.

0:54.0

We have another excellent show for you tonight.

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Because if you didn't know this already, Thursdays are the best days.

0:59.0

They're like Fridays for people who work four day weeks.

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So let's get into the headlines.

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I wanted to kick things off with a heartwarming story tonight.

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As a woman, it's always nice to see a father spending real quality time with their daughter, especially when they are such a busy career man.

1:22.0

In Jong-Bun, dictator and family man, brought his daughter and wife to the military parade,

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which featured more intercontinental ballistic missiles than ever before.

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Believed to be called Juay, maybe nine or ten years old.

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This is the fifth public event for Kim's daughter since November, the only one of his children to be shown in public.

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Fuelling speculation, he may be grooming her for succession.

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At elementary school age, she already outranks a room full of senior military officers.

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I didn't know that Kim Jong-Un had a daughter. And judging from this photo, it looks like he's got another bun in the oven.

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