Chelsea Handler Asks, Are You There Vodka?

Celebrity Memoir Book Club

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Arts, Books, Comedy, News, Entertainment News

4.6 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Oh what is there to say about Chelsea Handler that hasn’t already been said. The gal is a menace to society and our formative comedy years but there was a time when she was all we had, the vodka we prayed to. Boy oh boy was that a mess. SHOP NEW MERCH!!!!!! https://shop.celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/ Catch our live digital show April 30! https://www.moment.co/cmbc Keep up with all the latest: https://celebritymemoirbookclub.biz/ COME SEE US ON TOUR 4/30/24 - Digital Show! NEW: 5/22/24 - Columbus, OH NEW: 6/18/24 - Charlotte, NC Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ceprooses on my heart and some somehow get dug if you want my heart or
0:08.0	if you want my heart of myography baby on my autobiography.
0:13.0	Baby, just ask me.
0:19.0	I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton
0:22.0	and this is Celebrity Memoir Book Club.
0:25.0	The podcast where we are praying to God
0:30.0	that someone writes a good memoir that we could recommend to you guys.
0:32.8	We are saying, are you there, God, it's me, Clashley,
0:35.5	and we are begging you to send a good memoir writer down to this earth.
0:39.2	But until then, we will continue to take all these garbage piles and we will regurgitate them to you with only
0:46.2	the important information because I want to save you from this. I want you to be hashtag saved.
0:51.6	You know I was thinking it would be so funny. What? If when I opened
0:54.6	this podcast I said I'm Claire Parker unfortunately and that's kind of what I've
1:00.3	been thinking about this whole time you've been talking. Totally. It's too bad I'm going to have been talking. Totally.
1:03.4	It's too bad.
1:04.3	I'm Claire Parker, ain't that a shame?
1:06.3	Anyway, Ashley, any news?
1:11.8	Oh yeah, there's news.
1:13.4	We are on tour.
1:15.7	I think that when you hear this episode we will still be coming to
1:18.8	Columbus, Ohio on May 22nd and on June 18th, we'll be coming to Charlotte, North Carolina.
1:26.2	I'm very excited about those two cutie little cities and we've got merch on sale. We are going to be once again restocking the idiot from hell, tank,
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