There's been some talk about the English cricket team's preparation for their tour down under.

Had they asked us, we would have had a few pointers for planning their trip.

As a rule, we always recommend arriving early.

But since England insisted on arriving last minute, we suggest staying longer,

giving them some time for surfing, snorkeling, seafood and sandy beaches.

Yep, that's right.

Sand, not stones.

How's that for a holiday?

If you fancy a tour of your own, come and say good-day.

Promise we won't mention the score.

You shall go to the ball.

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In Cinderella at Richmond Theatre, from Saturday the 6th of December to Sunday the 4th of January.

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Bob, Bob! Good evening, everybody. We are at Old Trafford for a midweek edition of the Gary Neville podcast.

You can't get enough of it. Here's a bonus go off the back of a really good round of midweek games.

The last of which was here, Gary, Manchester United had drawn with West Ham.

You with your own eyes have seen a little bit of action towards the bottom of the league.

You saw Leeds put on a great display last night.

You saw West Ham come away with a point here.

What's your sort of interpretation of what you see just either side of the relegation

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