This is actually the most important thing we'll discuss today.

And that's because one of the biggest problems today in my view is that most people in

the country don't know how to properly cook bacon.

And now everyone says they love bacon, right?

And this has been an internet meme for years where people go on and on about how much

they love bacon.

Yeah, most of the time, I know you've had this experience, you go to someone's house,

you stay the night, you wake up the next morning, they make breakfast, they make bacon.

And then you feel grateful for that, but then what they put in front of you is an abomination.

It's either burnt to a crisp, thereby robbing it of all its bacon and flavor, or it's undercooked

and flimsy and has the consistency of microwave taffy, or it's both, it's kind of burnt

in parts and then undercooked in other parts and it becomes this pockmarked leprous monstrosity.

So I'm going to do a PSA for you guys.

I want to show you an example of perfectly cooked bacon.

I'm going to show you a picture of what it looks like.

This actually is bacon that was cooked by one of the great chefs of our time, speaking

of being one of the best in the world at something.

And one of the great chefs of our time that is me.

And I want to show you this picture.

Here it is.

You see there, and please leave this photo up for a minute.

First of all, you see only four pieces.

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