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Story Pirates

Cheese Quest/A Diary Of A Corn Snake (feat. David Schwimmer)

Story Pirates

Story Pirates

Kids & Family, Education, Comedy

4.516.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Rolo’s old parrot Poochie (David Schwimmer) shows up with a shady business proposition. Featuring two new stories: “Cheese Quest,” a song about the lengths one will go to for their food obsessions, by 11 year old Mylie from Utah, and “A Diary Of A Corn Snake,” the story of a serpent with a rich inner life, by an 8 year old from Tennessee named Allison. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Captain's log! Another foggy day! The fog is so thick I can't even see my hands in front of my face!

0:09.4

There's just too much fog! Fog! Is that really the right word for fog? Oh no. I think I said fog too many times and now it sounds funny!

0:19.9

Fog! Fog? I guess that's right! Foggy! Fog! Oh no! Fog doesn't sound like a real word anymore!

0:30.9

AHHHH! Hey! Oh, no! What's going on? Why are you screaming? Are you okay? No! Something terrible has happened! What?

0:39.2

I said fog too many times and now it doesn't sound like a word! Oh, rollo, that's not a big deal! That's actually the point of vocal warm-ups!

0:47.5

Yeah! Do you know how many times words haven't made sense to me? Yeah, once I said my own name so many times I was convinced I didn't exist!

0:54.9

And I don't, according to the government, so...

0:57.1

Rollo, fog is a word and it does accurately describe what the weather is right now.

1:01.9

Okay, then we have another problem. What? There's something scary in the fog and it's barreling towards us! Huh?

1:09.3

AHHHH! You're right! And it's getting closer! What is it? It's some kind of blurry bird!

1:15.8

It does look like a bird! I think it's saying something! What was that? What did it say? It's almost here!

1:23.4

AHHHH! AHHHH!

1:26.9

Ow! Oh no! It's here! But it's not moving! Should we get closer?

1:32.3

Hello, blurry bird! Can you hear us? Wait a second. This blurry bird looks familiar!

1:38.2

Poochi? What a landing! Boy, my wings tired! Say what's a bird gotta do to get a glass of water around here? Huh? Poochi!

1:49.4

Yeah, that's my name! Rollo? Oh, it's so good to see you! Rollo! Old pal! Rollo, who is Poochi? Poochi is my own parrot!

1:58.5

He used to sit right here on my shoulder and everything! Oh, that's me! That is me!

2:05.6

Okay, now that we got these pleasantries out of the way, I urgently need to talk to all y'all.

2:10.4

What is it, Poochi? I have a bit of a business proposition for yous!

2:14.5

Woo! What does that mean? It means we're all about to be rich!

2:27.5

I love slowly pulling! Thank you for thinking you were a musician right about it!

2:35.5

Are you sure you want to do that?

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