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Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Getty.

And now, here's Armstrong and getting it.

How would you describe the rest of your life in five words?

My family, my friends, fun.

That's good.

God bless you. Stephen Colbert, you are known.

Stephen Colbert, everybody.

So Stephen Colbert took the Stephen Colbert quiz, which if you've never seen that, is really good.

He's got like five questions that he asks a lot of big celebrities, and I've seen it with

Springsteen, Elton John, the actors, Pete Townsend the other day from the Who.

I mean, it's always really, really like a glimpse into these people's views of the world that you don't normally get in interviews.

Yeah, that's a variation on a very famous set of questions.

I remember they used to do it inside the actor's studio.

I can't remember the name of the guy who came up with it.

But yeah, yeah, I love that sort of thing.

I love a good lightning round.

So, we've been trying to wrap our head around the whole anti-Israel Jew thing

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