Cheer Cramp

Petty Crimes

Hartbeat

Comedy, True Crime

4.8 • 685 Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2023

⏱️ 31 minutes

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For this one we’re gonna need a flyer, a base…and a spotter. Keep up with us on Instagram, you Petty Criminal Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara O’Sullivan and Griff Stark-Ennis and is produced by SickBird Productions Submit your own case to the Petty Crimes Court by emailing us at [email protected] For exclusive bonus episodes, subscribe to our Patreon. Support our team directly by purchasing a 'Criminal or Minimal' mug Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Is Mother Nature a bitch?
0:05.0	Hell yeah.
0:07.0	Oh yeah.
0:08.0	A bitch.
0:09.0	A bitch.
0:10.0	Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates
0:16.0	non-crimes.
0:19.0	Today I'm reporting to you live from my bathtub, where I'm hoping the sound is pretty good.
0:27.6	And the reason I'm in here is because I have been overwhelmed.
0:31.6	So my sister hired a cleaning lady to come to my apartment and she is wonderful and she's doing the
0:38.4	Lord's work but she is in my living room and I'm Griff
0:44.2	how are you what's going on I'm good that that's such a nice gift from you said your sister
0:53.8	I mean I'm paying for it,
0:55.5	but yeah, she, she. Oh my God. Wait, what? Criminal or minimal? That's funny. Hiring someone
1:02.8	a cleaning lady and leaving them to pay for it. Yeah, exactly. I say, I say minimal. It was an
1:10.2	incredible gesture.
1:11.4	And I already feel less crazy just seeing that like things look normal.
1:17.6	Oh, yeah.
1:18.3	I'm sure it makes you feel a lot more focused and calm, hopefully.
1:22.8	And it's cool to see inside of your bathtub.
1:27.3	Yeah, it's pretty sick. Yeah, it's pretty sick.
1:29.5	Yeah, it's totally sick.
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