Cheer Banquets, Goose Wars, and Hantavirus Hysteria!
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
You know it’s gonna be a weird day when the show opens with Rizz realizing his daughter’s cheer banquet wasn’t “folding chairs and sheet cake” but instead a full-on country club gala requiring a suit, tie, speeches, awards, emotional endurance, and apparently enough rubber chicken to bankrupt a catering company. Nothing says “supportive father” like sitting through four straight hours of banquet politics while pretending not to judge the speeches in your head.
From there, the gang dives straight into the viral Busch Stadium incident where fans had to physically stop a guy from potentially falling from the upper deck. The discussion somehow turns into a complete breakdown of dangerous stadium seating, ballpark netting, drunk fan physics, and why Moon believes geese and gravity are America’s greatest threats. Which honestly? Fair.
Speaking of geese… apparently St. Louis now belongs to them. The crew discusses the annual return of Canada geese nesting season, why those feathered psychopaths become hyper-aggressive this time of year, and how entire college campuses basically surrender to goose gangs every spring. There’s talk of fake coyotes, migratory bird treaties, goose chases, and the emotional humiliation of running from an animal that looks like it pays taxes.
And because this is somehow still not enough chaos for one funny podcast, the conversation shifts to Yellowstone bear attacks, Mother’s Day pressure, and the discovery that Father’s Day is mostly just a yearly reminder of unresolved family trauma. Rafe perfectly explains why Father’s Day social media posts always feel like passive-aggressive therapy sessions while Mother’s Day gets treated like a national holiday requiring military-level planning.
Meanwhile, King Scott prepares for his first Mother’s Day with a pregnant wife, Moon contemplates fleeing town entirely to avoid gift expectations, and Rizz introduces “The Ralph Rule,” which may or may not destroy families nationwide. Add in deadbeat parents losing passports over unpaid child support, brunch recommendations turning into food obsession, and several near-death stories involving stadium upper decks, and you’ve got another completely normal day for The Rizzuto Show.
This funny podcast continues doing what it does best: mixing weird news, sports chaos, parenting struggles, sarcastic commentary, celebrity-level overreactions, and St. Louis nonsense into one giant comedy blender. Whether you’re here for the goose warfare, the Busch Stadium insanity, or the emotional collapse surrounding Mother’s Day reservations, this episode delivers the exact kind of daily comedy disaster fans expect from The Rizzuto Show.
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| 0:36.5 | Oh, yeah, baby. Yeah. Let's land this plane. Come on. Let's go. Feeling good, dude. How are you feeling? I'm all tired. I'll be honest with you. Oh, why is that? I went to, uh, I was out my daughter's cheer banquet last night. Oh, yeah. That probably went, what, an hour, hour and a half? |
| 0:54.3 | No, no. I didn't get out of there until nine. |
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| 0:57.4 | At the time I got home, it was all things. |
| 1:00.2 | Well, like, my wife had something to do for work last night. |
| 1:03.5 | So she, last week was like, hey, this cheer banquet's on Thursday. |
| 1:30.6 | You got to go. Okay. And I think she withheld details on purpose. She didn't warn you until you those are five hours. I was like, hey, you know, where is it? I'll send you all the info. What time is it? Listen, I'm going to send you all the info. So I'm thinking it's going to be at the cheer gym. And they're going to have maybe a couple card table set up. |
| 1:36.3 | Right. And maybe they'll get a bunch of folding chairs. And the parents will sit there for an hour. |
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