Cheek to Seat | This Past Weekend #214

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2019

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Theo talks about his shows at the Hollywood Improv and hanging with Damn Long Neck, reminisces about musical chairs, and takes some voicemails. This episode is brought to you by ShipStation https://shipstation.com Use code THEO for 60 days free Check out my buddy Matt’s game “Streets of Rogue” https://streetsofrogue.com/ Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Music Intro “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn Outro “Makin’ It” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/MakinIt_BishopGunn Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Gunt Squad www.patreon.com/theovon Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brad Moody Brandon Kirkman Carla Huffman Charles Herbst Christian Coyne Christina Peters Claire Tinkler Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dakota Montano Dan Draper Dan Perdue Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook David Christopher David Smith Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Donald blackwell Doug C Dusty Baker Fast Eddie Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia J.P. Jacob Rice Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jeffrey Lusero Jenna Sunde Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Jim Floyd Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan R Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lauren Williams Lawrence Abinosa Leighton Fields Luke Bennett Mandy Picke'l Mariah Marisa Bruno Meaghan Lewis Meghan LaCasse Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mona McCune Nick Roma Nick Rosing Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Ryan Hawkins Ryan Walsh Sagar J Sarah Anderson Scoot B. Sean Scott Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shannon potts Shona MacArthur Stephen Selph Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Travis Simpson Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Victor Montano Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	And I'm just trying to be alive, you know it, in this weekend, I hate a whole sack of
0:13.7	them toe house morsels, and they, I don't know if you've ever seen them, they got the
0:20.2	yellow sack.
0:22.3	They got that Amarillo, I think is how you say it in Spanish, they got that Amarillo
0:29.9	bolsa, that yellow sack of them little chocolate, you know little nuggets, look like, I mean
0:38.2	they look like almost like a little duty or something, like a, like a real little bit
0:42.9	of bear, maybe a bear that's, you know about four inches tall came and did a little duty
0:48.4	somewhere, and that's the, the Nestle, Nestle, I believe toe house morsels, and they are
0:56.9	good.
0:59.1	And look, you have, here's the thing, the sack of them, the way they built the sack,
1:04.7	if you open it, a bunch kind of spill out.
1:08.4	So I don't know, it's kind of like, I don't want to say it's like that movie, you know,
1:13.8	I'm a starter or anything, but it's kind of, you know, you know, they got too many in
1:18.6	the bag kind of thing, you know, and so, you know, next thing you know, they got a couple
1:24.6	of those little sweet chocolate morsels just, you know, maybe you put a couple in your
1:28.9	hand or, but then it's, you know, some spill on the counter next thing, you know, you've
1:33.0	had 10, 11, 19, and I probably had, oh, I don't even really want to be honest with myself
1:41.3	about it, I probably had, oh, 240 of them, you know, so that's, I mean, I guess that's
1:57.9	kind of where I'm at right now, you know, but let's get into it.
2:26.4	Yeah, that, that ain't good, and my mind is somewhere else, but when I find it, I'll
2:33.4	catch up where it's been grown, now I'm just full on the breeze, and I feel a floating
2:44.6	like these leaves I must be, cornerstone, oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share
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