Checkout Confessions

Brooke and Jeffrey

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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There's a question going viral on the internet right now, asking “what's the strangest thing you’ve even seen someone BUY in the checkout line... that you totally judged them for?" And we're going over the most hilarious...

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0:00.0	Coming to Hulu this Friday and Saturday night, don't miss our 2023 I Heart Radio Music Festival.
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0:20.6	Our I Heart Radio Music Festival streamed live only on Hulu and listened on I Heart Radio stations.
0:26.1	Friday night and Saturday night, starting at 10 p.m. Eastern, 7 p.m. Pacific.
0:30.9	Everdance wise, we have personally no evidence.
0:34.4	In 1995, Detective Tony Richardson was trying to figure out who killed a fellow officer.
0:41.6	The case comes down to who is believed and who is ignored.
0:46.0	Oh my goodness, we did come into medicine, man.
0:49.3	I'm Beth Shelburn from Lava for Good Podcasts. This is Ear Witness.
0:54.1	Listen to Ear Witness on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
1:24.1	You've probably gone through a checkout line at some point with some questionable items
1:41.4	and thought, oh god, they're totally going to judge me for this.
1:45.2	Yeah, and I deserved it, I deserved to be judged.
1:48.8	Like back in the early days of our show when Jose was broken doing crazy stunts all the time.
1:54.1	Because the show's on so early, one time he walked into the grocery store at 4 in the morning,
1:58.8	got two packages of adult diapers with a bottle of KY.
2:02.8	Yes, of course, he came up 25 cents short.
2:07.8	So he had to go put one of the diaper packages back on the show.
2:12.0	Yeah, it's a rough morning.
2:14.7	It's a tough time.
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