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We are saving dogs. We're saving dogs. We save a thousand dogs this year. No big deal. I like that every show I just start. Like, yo, what's up, guys? Yeah, I'm going to save $1,000. It's a little guilt trippy, but it's going to work. But you should do it because dogs are the best. Stelbluco Coffee.com. Go get the ready-to-drink cans now.

Kyle, get one.

Go save a dog, dude.

This is just dogs, by the way?

It's actually pets.

Okay.

So, iguanas, ferrets, snakes.

Mm-hmm.

Gerbils.

Normal pets. chinchillas

okay it's like a cat

nope I think deep down you're a dog guy

I'm a cat guy we went to the bar with my dog

and you just kept on picking up up and I put him in front of

why are you pulling him up

we were just looking at him

I don't know I've been thinking about it more I I am a cat guy. You can, um... You own a cat. A dog owns you. Uh-uh. So when a cat pisses me off, I own it. No, a dog... A cat owns... A cat owns you. No, the opposite. A cat owns you. A cat can't do anything to me. I can pick it up.

I can fuck with it.

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