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Run That Prank

Check Settlement

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

How do you force a person to agree to a reduced settlement check that makes no $en$e?

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:05.5

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after,

0:08.9

it's my strawberry letter for today.

0:10.6

The subject is he smacks and makes too much noise.

0:15.3

We'll get into that in just a little bit.

0:18.3

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you got for is Neff. I got check settlement. Check settlement. Don't sound too crazy, right? Messing with people's money. Messing with people's money. Check settlement. All right. Let's take a look. Come on, cat dog. Thank you. thank you hello right i'm trying to reach um this

0:40.0

this is she how you doing it's attorney over to hibs and associates all right want to give you a call

0:46.7

i just got your file that hit my desk and we got a check going out to you on monday you on monday you

0:51.4

came in yesterday correct yes okay listen we got a few little glitches here. We want to go over with. I want to go over with you and make sure we get this all ironed out before you come in on Monday. And I'll have a check definitely waiting on you when you get here. All right. You're supposed to be getting $6,410. Okay.

1:11.5

Unfortunately, it's being reduced to $1,200.

1:14.0

Due to injuries not being as bad as they say it was,

1:18.7

a lot of calculations got really mixed up on our paperwork here.

1:21.7

And please keep in mind that on the $1,200, we still haven't taken out our fee,

1:25.3

which is like about $33.3.3.

1:27.4

We'll have a check for you on Monday in the ballpark of $4 to $500.

1:31.6

Oh, hold on, hold on, hold up.

1:33.3

Okay, I'm still not getting it.

1:34.9

So what was the total mark that y'all got from the law from the insurance?

1:40.8

Evidently, the person that did these calculations completely did them wrong and i do apologize for

1:45.8

this being a mishap on our part and it's totally screwed up and i do apologize on the behalf of

1:51.9

the of the association here that we've dropped the ball on that but your actual check has been

1:57.6

reduced to $1,200 okay and that's without us taking the law fees out of it.

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