I'm so happy to be here, John. I woke up at 2 a.m., and I couldn't go back to sleep.

And then I was like at like 7 o'clock, I will just lay down for a second. And the feeling

I'm experienced from a consciousness perspective, have you ever watched someone try to jump off

of a train and land on the ground while the train's moving? And they think they can keep

running and just yeah, and then they hit the ground and they just face that. That's

my brain zone right now.

So we'll see how this show goes. I feel bad for you. I feel bad if you're going to have

any like rug burn on your brain or anything, but we're going to try to ease you into the

news.

Leave the jokes to me, I don't know. Anyway, okay, you know, I was going to say nice haircut,

but now I take it back. And instead, I will give a blue apron gift card to the best, the

best comment making fun of Brett's haircut.

I'm glad that my wife did it.

Or am I kidding? Oh, well, it's open to broke. If she wants to send in a message, then she

can get a blue apron gift card. It's not open to broke by the way. This is like the we

need tots sweepstakes for Mary with children. No family members are allowed. Anyway, with

that said, we do a lot of news that we're going to be talking about through the course

of today. Twitter found a way to get slightly worse and less reliable than already was.

We're going to be diving into that, which will definitely be fun. Laura Ingram, very concerned

about the GOP's ability to draw on young voters and has some horrible ideas of how to improve

their chances. We've got yet another GOP creep, which is always fun. More shootings, which

are not. And one of my favorite things in the news is when Sean Hannity accidentally makes

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