Check Out My Veiny Colon!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade’s Veiny Colon 2:11.519 Jesse Lee Peterson Doesn’t Get Sex / Is Against The Female Orgasm 8:39.023 A Canadian Police Fingering Goes Wrong 14:06.273 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominees 22:27.634 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:36.731 Smearing Dog Poop On Your Critics 28:17.466 Setting Your Car On Fire To Avoid Break Ins 32:31.313 Turns Out Someone Accused Of Dismemberment May Be A Little Nutty 35:20.869 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 39:11.677 BE A PART OF […]

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0:00.0	Frank, it's Wednesday, February 15th, 2023 coming up on the program today.
0:05.4	Mead, Skeldon is bragging about his colon again.
0:08.4	Plus, Jesse Lee Peterson is against female orgasms full-stopped.
0:13.2	Fingering a cop will certainly get you a ticket written and smearing dog shit on your critics.
0:18.7	All coming up today.
0:30.0	I never can wait till it's Friday, because Friday is my day for this.
0:40.0	This is Friday is my day for this.
0:47.0	Now some folks want some good to help our money, but I have got only one wish.
0:55.0	If you want to make me feel happy,
0:59.0	I'd be grateful for a plate full of fish, fish, fish, fish, I'd be grateful for a plate full of fish.
1:10.0	Now you can give me a squatter cut, keep your belly high.
1:18.0	I don't care what kind it is, what's fish is what I like.
1:26.0	Now some folks might say that it's awful, but I see it simply did it.
1:34.0	I'm just like a sea in a circus.
1:38.0	You may think I'm lazy, but deafness and dizzy, but I'm simply crazy for you.
1:47.0	I'm simply crazy for you.
1:54.0	It's the distorted view show with Tim Hansen.
1:58.0	Marijuana is a vegetable, and yet people are enslaved to vegetables.
2:05.0	I really like shortbread.
2:07.0	Crystal mass loosens up your fat hoe.
2:09.0	Try new peanut butter eggs.
2:12.0	Yes, Dimans, and back here with you for the Wednesday edition of TV.
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