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911 Calls Podcast
11:59 Media
4.6 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2023
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is the 911 Colors Podcast with the operator and his exact twin, minus being |
| 0:17.5 | born and raised in Kentucky and his herald military service and being born to a completely |
| 0:22.1 | other mother, Kent Chungus. |
| 0:28.1 | Oh, hello, Kent. Hi. I have asthma from the uncut that we just finished doing because |
| 0:49.5 | I haven't left that hard all day. Yeah. And that is a good way to, I don't want to blow |
| 1:00.2 | your load, a good way for people that aren't on Patreon or a 1159 plus. That's a good |
| 1:07.4 | way on 1159 plus for you, for you to hint that maybe they should go listen to that because |
| 1:13.3 | it was very, that was my pitch. It was my pitch, trying to get more. Yeah. Let's just, |
| 1:18.1 | I like to be, I like to be not clear. What's the transparent transparent? Yeah. You're |
| 1:27.6 | trying to be transparent. And I was trying to be organic. Yeah. Transparent on organic, |
| 1:33.8 | don't always go together when it comes to marketing or messaging speech. If transparent |
| 1:39.4 | plus organic was a, was a city, it would be Portland. Why? Because Portland has gigantic |
| 1:47.7 | corporations. But in Portland, transparent means, oh, yeah, never mind. It fits. A mother |
| 1:53.6 | that was once a father. It fits. All right. Bless their hearts. It works. Oh, man. So we |
| 2:03.7 | just finished a whole, if you know what, I'm going to be a little more organic even. |
| 2:07.8 | We just finished on the uncut a whole hour of a series of a whole competition we had called |
| 2:15.3 | Florida man versus Kentucky man or K Y man, which took me like four or five minutes to figure |
| 2:22.3 | out why you kept saying K Y man. But I figured it out just to give you a little, just to give |
| 2:28.1 | you a little taste to that. Here's one, here's a Florida man that we didn't use on the uncut |
| 2:33.0 | that I think's fun. A Florida man believing he was a werewolf stripped naked and ran |
| 2:39.8 | through his neighborhood at night, howling at the moon and causing panic amongst the |
| 2:44.1 | residents. Well, cocaine's a hell of a road. I think ground my feet on his couch. Oh, |
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