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Okay, triple and paradise. Hold on a second. Get my headphones. Oh man. They're in the jacket. I can't hear. Has my volume. It's a little has my volume. Very loud.

I can hear you. I can hear you. We up. You sound great though as usual. Come on. Can't believe after all the times you get the headphones right on time.

First time you've ever not had them. Untangle it.

Oh, damn it. Come here. I think I got it. No, I don't. You got them. Oh my God. It's easy. The Forbes article. They did on me. I know. Big deals. I read it in four. Forbes. Yeah.

Testing. How's that? Welcome. Sound good. Thank you. Welcome back. I saw you the other night. Oh, yes. Hi, daddy. Oh, that's right. That is like that's right. She's joking, but it really does fill me up.

You're like being called daddy. You got to be in the gaze. My love. I get messages from bears all the time. Do you really? Yeah. What do they say? They say I like your belly. I've had that written to me like your belly and you're very handsome. Really?

Yeah. Yeah. What do you do? I ignore it because I'm not into bears. So you don't even say thank you. That's rude. No, I don't want to. One time I met at the year and I'll tell me that I was very pretty down there. And I said, thank you very much.

I leaned over to give it a little smooch. That's what you're trying to avoid. I'm trying to avoid that. I didn't even tell my mother. But I did. No, I didn't. What would she say? She'd probably be like, I knew you were too young to go in there by yourself. I was four. Oh my God. I always end so terrible.

I was standing at the urinal at four. Those things are pretty high. I was trying to pee up like a Hummel. Tony Aeroz. I just can be hot in here. Yeah. All right. Allie. Bring your comedian for people that don't know. Very funny. Thank you. Welcome to the show. Tell us about yourself. I am a comic. I think in New York, I used to live in LA. We're talking about the differences.

The pizza is so bad in LA. Oh my God. Go on. Tag it. It's like eating chalk. No. That's good. That's bad. I'm gonna be bad. No. Angie's real conservative. She works for a brief. Welcome.

She's all right. I have to pick a fence right outside. So nice. Yeah. So how are you feeling your second time on the podcast? You were on the date and episode. I know. I decided to actually see you closer last time. I had a sti. Yeah. Wow.

You can see every single crevice in your face. Yeah. Smile. Yeah. Look at that. Look at those teeth. The mallet. Light's yuppled on a right. Oh yeah. I'm just feeling all the fields right now. That was quite a choice of gentlemen you had there for the date. I guess having people come up to me being like you had terrible choices. Yeah. I can't believe that didn't work out in that audience. Yeah. I am so upset I didn't get to go home with anyone. Really? Yeah. Why didn't you? Well, because I was

looking at the audience. Sorry. That's really me. Yeah. Who is he? Did you have a speed date after you picked the guy? Yeah. You want to meet the quota behind the bar? Did you get to talk to your choice a little more though? Did you get to know him maybe backstage? Not at all. I don't know where he went. Oh, no. I'm really happy. He was dead. Yeah. He just left. I don't know if I was supposed to chase after him.

But I kind of refuse to do that. Would you come on out with him? I don't think so. Why? What do you like to go on a date? He was your best choice. Yeah. I asked the audience and everyone was like number two. It was probably the best one to go with. But number three, Tom came up to me afterwards. I thought he was gay. Is he a fan of the fan after I know? I know. Was he the fan of the guy? He was? I really liked him. I actually met him after the show when he was very nice. He had a brilliant idea.

Really nice hair flip up close. My mother always said any man with a fan he packed probably has the HIV chip up. And he lays without a mend smart woman. She had a model. He he smacked my ass during the Q&A. Well answered. There were no. Oh, well, then he goes both ways. We could have gone on a date with him. That would have been fun. Yeah. Yeah. Really would have. You and your pepperoni nipples. They'll see his pepperoni nipples. No. Fucking nice. That I have very big nipples. No way. Can we see?

Like I'm normally big. Yeah. Hold on. Are you going to be on camera? Yeah. Okay. Come here. Show your pepperoni. I'm excited. He's like, I take his shirt off. Oh, no. Superman. Oh, this is rip it off. I'm kind of excited to see this too. Yeah. Me too. Oh, smaller than I expected. 1970s poor nipples. Yeah. I expected like a nice silver. Yeah. Get out of here. Tracy. You're like a balloon. You're nipples from the godfather. That's what I hope he tries like that.

I do a girl that was that big. I thought they were going to be like that. In college, I did too. We called a pancake. Oh, I love those. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What kind of tits? I'll put Sarah bottom. Oh, my god. Hot right. I'm a physicist. Yeah. It's really good. So I like big nips on a lady. Yeah. There you go. I so what do you do over there? A brief buck? I had Angie tell me. I hope.

I do that. I run the board. I put on guests produce. What do you want me to say, Chip? Just tell me what you do. What your job title is associate producer. What do you want to do? Exactly that. You don't want to be on the air? Oh, I mean, I was real. I would. No, this is great. I do not want to be on the air on the alt right. Oh, what's that? Well, you know, I don't want to sit back. You don't want to face reddit.

You've been on air. You don't want to sit back. This shit's going to fall. I'm not trying to pray the gaze away. That's just not. No, my mother always said that we should. Yeah, a man shall not lay with a man.

Chipper. It's Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Steve. Wow. Did she make that up? She would say that a lot. Oh, okay. But she let that guy smooch your pecker in the bathroom. No, she didn't. I told her about it later. Oh, I came out in a bathroom. I was crying my eyes out.

Oh, she just gave me freedom. She said, hush now. Listen to the radio. She was a big Simon and golf uncle fan. Sounds of silence. Yeah. And then the next day she goes, while we are crying in the bathroom, why'd you come out with your pants a skill crying?

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