Hello, and an all. Thank you for tuning in for beautiful uptown for a bank.

Herman Town is now in session.

Let's welcome the stage the Game Master, Spencer Cretnid.

As he bangs to the stage, nibbly like a mountain goat with his bag of holding things.

Hello, I'm your comptroller Jeff Davis. Good to be back in town with you all. Let's hear for your mayor, Herman Town, Mr. Dan Herman.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, rapping on the top of my head like butter top bread.

It's coming out at the top of the show. It's gonna help you mind and your body and soul grow. I'm a motherfucking rap master.

I saw your mama's ass and blasted her with my penis, but it was consensual. Oh shit, it was more than that. It was sensual.

I took her out to create America. It's a theme park. We had a good time. We had a pretty good time.

Excuse me, what's going on out there?

Oh, it's dropped. All right, cut the music.

Shrab is just her ringing you from the background. No, I think he's he's herringing someone else so loudly that it sounded like he was herringing the show.

It sounded like that was more than consensual, but it was actually achieved sensual. Yeah, that's kind of cheating. It rhyme wise.

But not politically. Her name wasn't swayla. Her name was conswayla.

I got into the Uber to come here tonight. You still taking those Uber, huh?

All right, I got to work on that. I got to take lifts. I don't know what it is. It's like a weird, I don't know. I don't know what I'm clinging to.

I think it's just that I think it's that the Uber's in Los Angeles, they're like big vehicles with guys that are like...

Yeah, it's the social thing. It's the distance. I took the last time I took a lift. I told the story, I think. I know I told it on Twitter.

The guy didn't... I was like, yeah, I sit with my foot tucked under my butt. The guy was like, he spent the first half of the ride complaining about how the area was being gentrified.

And then the second half of the ride was consumed by this weird moment where he asked me to not put my foot on his upholstery.

It was like a... It was like not a good car.

Were you taking regular lifts?

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