Morning everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today, Tuesday, 31st of August.

And I know it's Tuesday, 31st of August, because it says so up here. I can actually read it.

So it's last day of the month, which is fantastic, which we're all very excited about.

And what else we're excited about? The weather's gone all peculiar. There was no heat wave over the bank holiday that I noticed. It was all sort of people, I mean the Brits are great, aren't we? We just want to go

to the beach. We don't really care about anything else. And then there was another thing, I think

Jordan has done another podcast with somebody else, mainly because it is like trying to dissect the English language,

poor soul. You can't understand a word she's saying. And she was talking about Harvey and it's

all very nice. But I would have thought, call me a little bit old fashioned on this one,

do you not think she would be bending over backwards, talking to the police, trying to identify

the person who attacked her in her house to make sure that this person is locked up.

Because this person, whoever it is, is a danger to women.

Because if he's prepared to sort of break in or be in somebody's, I don't know, whatever it was,

in somebody's house and punches somebody in the face, God knows what he's capable of doing.

Mind you, we're assuming it's a man, aren't we? I'm just guessing that it was a man.

Somebody hits somebody with that ferocity. So that's what I want to hear from Jordan next.

I've identified the person and I'm talking to the police about it and we're going for a prosecution.

Because if you don't, there's going to be big doggie do's hitting the fan

I'm telling you now because this person can go on to do it to somebody else and the next person

might not be so lucky Jamelia is going to join the cast of Holyoaks do you know I've I've

watched little bits of Holyoaks I have to be honest I mean I can't get they've got gay characters

in there I don't know where they've got gay characters in there,

I don't know where they film it, and the cast looked relatively young, and they seem fairly

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