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for green greg yeah what happened to our chairs? What happened? I feel like I moved up. They are in a different arc, it seems like a wider arc. I feel same. Forward. You feel same? No. No. I think you're, I think we're same. Okay. Feel blessed. Yeah. All right. Is that same?

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I bought you as a gift then still. Mm-hmm. Hey, before we do green Greg, anyone got any takes about BAM last night? Listen, man. Wait. What? When I get to going, man, I get to going. Did it take you all the way until March 11th,

2026 on this green earth to realize that Kobe fans are pretty crazy?

No, I just have never verbalized it. They're just, they're psychotic. They're insane.

Well, yeah. I deal with college football fans.

Yeah, no, Kobe fans are actually crazier than college football.

Yeah, like you can't, you can't say good game about any basketball player without them just coming. Yeah, well, you were tarnishing Kobe's legacy. I was not. I was simply holding up a man that scored 83 points, which was a crazy company. Mickey Mouse. You know, the last five minutes were tough. They were certainly attacking the points total there, and they got it. And the Wizards are a really good team. But that has happened throughout the history of basketball. Teams have done this for players. They've done it time and time again. They did it for Wilts Chamberlain, who shot 63 times in that 100-point game. They did it for David Robinson, who needed 50 points to win the scoring title. He shot 48 times and scored 71 in the last day of the season. The Spurs gave him the ball. They ran the ball up to court to him. This has happened since the beginning of time. Kobe took every single shot from the seven-minute mark on. Players have done this forever. I'm sorry. There's a fight going on out there, I think. What? Really? Scuttle to go look. What happened? Careful, Kate. She's the worst one to Sam. Yeah. I mean, the fight is irrelevant. Brandon was just telling us the history of basketball. Yeah. I was learning a lot. What other ones? There's no fight at all. There was a loud... I think Nick was trying to get us to be distracted from, what was it?

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