What do we have on the podcast today?

You got me.

It's me in the holes.

Let's go.

I know you.

You walk in and you're like, hey, hole. How are you? How are you doing a hole? Dude, are you doing good? How's your life? Struggling. Struggles, dude. Struggle bus. Struggle bus, bro. Are you talking to our buttholes or to us right now? Dude, mostly your bottles.

That's a struggle too.

You want to know why?

Because I have two blonde hairs that are literally it's like a flap over my asshole. Like so like in the light when I bend over I can see it glisten over the hole and I can't get them. I have to use like a straight razor. I said we just pluck them before the

I'll plug your ass. You want to do it? Yeah, I'll plug you. Bring your asshole over here. I'll let's go. Let's get it done. I'll do it. I don't give a fuck, dude. Should I? Yeah, let's get the tweezers. Yeah, get your tweezers. Pull your asshole out and I'll fucking pluck your ass. There we go.

Yeah, dude.

Okay.

I mean, he convinced me.

Dude.

Dude, have you? and I'll fucking pluck your ass. There we go. Yeah, dude. Okay.

I mean, he convinced me.

Dude, dude, have you seen Jamie's asshole before? Yes. I didn't know. I've lived with her for four years, dude. I could live with a guy for four years, never see his assol. The first three months we lived together, I showed her my butt hole. Yeah, that's a girls love to be like, here's my butthole, here's my pussy, here's my tits.

Well, if it looks good, why not show it up?

Yeah, you're like they love, be like, here's my but hole. Here's my pussy.

Here's my tits.

Well, if it looks good, why not show it up?

Yeah, you're like they love, but dudes, yeah, we're not showing each other.

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