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Then I went to like a young, a young cowboy.

Oh.

Ladies and gentlemen, a young cowboy is what I said.

There aren't a lot of those anymore.

There's a dying breed.

And they should die.

Oh, hello and welcome to another episode of Bad Dates. I'm your host, Joel Kim Booster,

and if you're joining us for the first time, this podcast is exactly what it sounds like. It's about,

you guessed it, bad dates. And here on bad dates, bad dates could be anything from a first date, a third date, a 10-year-long marriage, or a hookup one-night stand.

We cast a wide net because we need to because not everybody is successful at dating, but a lot of people are successful at fucking.

So it's just a little stopgap for the podcast, so we get good stories.

But before we dive into this very exciting panel today, I, as you know, the last couple of weeks,

we have been starting the podcast with a list of 150 questions that relationship experts have compiled,

that are questions you should ask your first date that will guarantee lead you to

success. Now, I haven't tested this out. I've been off the market for a little while, but today's

question is, what's the first thing a date could say to ruin the vibe?

And for me, the answer is very simple. The answer is, did you notice the two katanas on my wall?

That would really ruin the vibe for me.

Just seeing the katanas is enough, but just having them referenced at all is tough.

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