We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 209.

LV 2113, certificate number 49.

49406.

Chastity belts. 49 406.

Chastity Belt. Consider this foreplay.

A chastity belt. That's going to chafe my willy. In 1972, a California psychiatrist named Dr. David R Rubin published his book

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex Asterisk but we're afraid to ask.

I remember this book quite well.

Oh, no, 69 actually.

He published it appropriately in 1969.

But I said 72 because. That's when you first saw it.

No, you weren't born in 72.

Apparently, I don't know, maybe I wouldn't be here without it.

The 19th in the, around then a young Woody Allen saw Rubin interviewed on a chat show and thought

This book's a bestseller I should option it into a sketch comedy movie

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