Chasing Kelly with Michael Che

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Saturday Night Live is returning and so did Michael Che to the Bonfire! Michael promised Bobby that he can deliver his crush- Kelly Clarkson to him. Bobby is so excited that he won't stop hounding Che about when he will meet the love of his life. | Michael reveals that he once had his life threatened by a stalker at SNL and didn't even know about it. A video of him trying to talk some sense to Kanye West went viral. Che discloses that Kanye once told him about the incest that later became the explicit song he put out this year. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more! FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolf Subscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:07.1	Here's a funny thing. I wanted to wait for Che to come, but he's not coming.
0:10.9	Right.
0:12.5	He was supposed to come. Michael Chey was supposed to be here. Apparently his assistant's dancing.
0:15.6	He's checking his phone, like he's waiting for a father to call.
0:17.6	Should I call him?
0:18.3	He said less than five minutes.
0:20.3	Less than, we should wait for him to watch this. But, you know, like, we went to Wu-Tang this year. Yeah. Which was just incredible. It was awesome. Definitely wait for him to watch this. We got away from to watch it, but it's a goody ghost face killer son speaking of all this
0:39.7	ghost face killer son trans stuff that kid that opens for you
0:42.3	wait you talking about that chick who opens for you dude
0:47.1	ghost face killer son ghost face junior that hot chick you work with what do they call it he's a
0:53.7	he put out a disc track to his dad, her dad. Ghost penis. That's me the name. Ghost penis killer. I think she's called her name is Ghost something. What is her name? Ghost penis. Nice ghost. What is it? It's called Sexy Ghost. I think it's Sweet Face Killer. Oh, Sweet Face Killer is her name. Sweet face killer. Is that a ghost face killer? It's sweet face killer. And we have to, I mean, dude, it is. It's crazy. I would make my train's name fuck my face killer. But I would put a comma in it. Fuck my face killer. Like I'm telling you. Fuck my face killer. Like you're a tough girl But people would put a comma in it. Fuck my face, killer. Like I'm telling you.
1:44.8	Fuck my face, killer. Like you're a tough girl? But people would say, fuck my face, killer. Oh, you mean fuck my face, killer? Yeah. I like that. Thank you. I do like that. I've got a lot of great names for fucking trans stuff. Give me one for trans rapper. For you? Yeah. Who are we playing off of?
1:45.6	Who's your favorite rapper?
1:46.9	Whose name do we play off of?
1:44.8	Um, for fucking trans stuff. Give me one for trans rapper. For you? Yeah. Who are we playing off of?
1:45.6	Who's your favorite rapper?
2:00.7	Whose name do we play off of? I mean, I do like Eminem. 50 cent would probably be another one. Dr. Dre. 50 cents. Oh, you know, EZE? I love EZE. Love his raps. Is that all you love about him? what are you talking about the AIDS part?
2:01.2	What are you doing?
2:03.8	Did he die doing what you want to do so bad? He was sad.
2:04.4	Having sex. raps. Is that all you love about him? What are you talking about the AIDS part? What are you doing? Did he die doing what you want to do so bad? He was, having sex with somebody with AIDS. He was assassinated. They shot him with a needleful in the AIDS. Is that what you believe? That's exactly what happens when everybody knows that. Everybody knows that. They wanted his money, yeah. I was, what's his name shig knight right in the arm
2:18.7	nope yep that's not true it was uh dude it was a will smith he had sex with guys it was dj jazzy
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