Hello, everybody. Welcome to this free episode of TF. And an important record has been broken today.

An important record has been broken today.

Number of shots missed in Donald Trump's direction.

Kennedy, Lincoln, Ford, Reagan, Roosevelt, one attempt each.

Just one.

Trump has fucking doubled them.

Yeah.

I mean, listen, obviously the state of the game has changed, you know,

advances in nutrition, stuff like that, training.

You know, it's not the same game that it was.

You put Lee Harvey Oswald in today's game.

You know, I know how much people like him, but like it, it wouldn't be the same, right?

Yeah, absolutely.

Like, and the fact also that, like, he was, the new guy suspected to be Ryan Rout. He was drafted from NAFO. He didn't even, he didn't even come from like the actual feeder schools at the CIA. No, I know. Um, listen, I guess the thing, the lesson here is always believe in yourself. And, uh, just if you have that determination, if you have that focus, you too can

fuck up and get arrested or killed by the Secret Service. I mean, it would be funny. It would be

NAFO's first confirmed kill. It'd be forgotten it. But it's also this further proof of like

everyone having ADD now where it's like, I feel like back in the day before phones, like,

you know, someone would have landed a hit, like a proper one, right? The sort of missing of it's like, I feel like back in the day before phones, like, you know, someone would have landed ahead, like a proper one, right?

The sort of missing of it, yeah, I feel there's something to do with the phones.

But you think that they're all too busy, like they could only concentrate on an assassination

attempt that they're also playing subway surfer?

Well, I mean, this guy being a NAFO guy, this is one of the most posting Americans and therefore, you know, most likely to get distracted by something he sees on his phone.

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