Chart of Darkness Part 1 | D&D

Oxventure - A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast

Oxventure & Geek Media

Comedy Fiction, Games, Leisure, Fiction

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🗓️ 7 January 2022

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Please find Mike, Jane, fridge magnets and New Year etiquette enclosed in this week's episode, which also contains the original recording of Chart of Darkness, a live Oxventure Dungeons & Dragons session set in a tourist trap and streamed in January 2021. Quests of Yore: Barley’s Edition is available now at TheOp.games or your local game store! To watch all the original Oxventure videos, visit us on YouTube at youtube.com/oxventure. And thank goodness for Johnny Chiodini. Find them at: www.youtube.com/johnnychiodini or www.patreon.com/johnnychiodini Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sometimes running a business can feel like swimming upstream in Siberia.
0:05.0	Welcome.
0:06.0	With a bear clinging onto your leg.
0:09.0	But zero online accounting software can help you manage the ins and outs of your finances in real time.
0:14.0	So you can keep them running smoothly.
0:17.0	Soon it will feel more like you're going down a water slide.
0:19.0	Your turn.
0:20.0	In a rubber ring.
0:21.0	Or being serenaded by a string quartet.
0:26.0	Search zero with an X.
0:28.0	Because healthy business is beautiful business.
0:31.0	Oh, is that a pumpkin spice latte?
0:33.0	No, it's the pumpkin spice latte.
0:36.0	Starbucks.
0:37.0	Obviously.
0:38.0	You know I once got so obsessed with pumpkin spice I only wore orange for a month.
0:41.0	Ugh, that's nothing.
0:42.0	I once got so obsessed I got a pumpkin shaved into my hair.
0:45.0	Oh yeah?
0:46.0	Well last year I cut outside Starbucks for a week.
0:48.0	And my tent was a shape of a pumpkin?
0:50.0	Well, I'm changing my name to pumpkin spicy.
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