Hey everybody, welcome back to the Chuckles Sandwich Podcast. This is the number one medical advice podcast where all doctors and that's not a lie.

Yep, get something stuck in you. Pull it out.

I'm here with the two boys that are the number one boys around the town. We've got Schlatt and Charlie here today.

Right here.

How you guys doing?

I'm feeling pretty good about this one. I'm feeling pretty good about what we've got going on here today actually.

Yeah, we were, we had a little bit of a, a little bit of a hiccup in the first two, but I'd say this one, it's going to be the number one podcast in the history of the podcast. I feel really good about it.

Well, Ted, I'll tell you, I'll tell you this one thing. I mean, you started this podcast talking about medical experts.

Oh, yeah.

It seems like you need to invest quite a lot of money into a degree like that. Something I'm not willing to do because I just read this great book Rich Dad Poor Dad by Robert Poor Dad, Kiyosaki.

And you know, he told me that the best way to make money is to start a podcast. So that's why we would do this thing. That's why I showed up on time.

That's why we're here. That's why I showed up on time.

When I originally went to Schlatt to get him on this podcast, he originally was very, very against it. He said, fuck you Ted. I hate you.

And honestly, you're not worth my time. And I said, Schlatt, you know, rude, first of all, but Ted said this really meaningful thing to me. He said, Schlatt will give you 50%.

And that's why I'm here. That's why I'm so that's why I show up with a smile on my face.

So let's go. Let's let's continue the podcast. Well, that may not be necessarily true. I did show him numbers. Trust me. I showed him spreadsheets.

Yep. I showed him projections. You took me out to a nice, a nice steak dinner at Boa.

I took him out to to Boa's steakhouse in LA. And I wrote a little, wrote a little number down on a napkin.

Exactly. I just kept adding zeros. And every zero I saw, I saw, you know, there was this shape in Schlatt's pants that grew every time. Every zero was added.

Waiter, another napkin, you say, as you as you now continue on to the second one.

Yeah, I just kept going and I kept going until it was across a whole table. We were, we were, we had converted onto the floor.

The napkin stretched itself all the way outside of the restaurant and into the street. And at that point, Schlatt was like, where do I sign?

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