Hi, my name is Charlie Sheen.

I love that you. Very few people struggle with their own name.

Charlie, how are you?

I came up with the fill-in in the middle of my name.

I'm using all of this. I don't care what you say.

Yeah.

Hi, my name is Charlie Sheen, and I feel enchanted about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

I love that.

Yeah, I like that a lot.

I haven't used that word since childhood.

Yeah.

Well, yeah.

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend, a podcast that gives life meaning.

Sonam of Sessian joining me along with Matt Goreley.

Hi.

And Sona, I understand you've got a big gig coming up.

Do you want to talk about it?

Yeah, we were talking about a podcast recording we have coming up that I have to miss because I'm going to this episode. Oh, just kidding. Oh, I'm missing this episode. You're missing this guest. Also, you won't see me or hear me in Charlie Sheen's episode because they know it's Charlie Sheen. I'm pulling a cone and I'm like, do they know?

I know. I'm sorry, I'm from the old school of show business where you, voila, this is the new world of magic where they tell you how the trick works and then do it.

Didn't your late show start with it going and tonight's guests, sorry?

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