Hello and welcome to another Tuesday teaser of Dopey, the podcast of drugs, addiction and dumb shit.

My name is Dave.

I'm at my dad's house.

I'm in the studio.

How he is tooling away in the background.

He refuses to sing on the show, so he's not coming back on the show.

He refuses to come on the show,

which is very awkward to me because usually he's such a whore for attention. But this week

on the teaser, we were playing something from the archive with a fitness expert and alcoholic

named Luke. His name is Luke Zarado. His Instagram is Marathon to Sobriety. He's Canadian, but don't hold that

against him. DopeCon is coming up. We're actually almost sold out of tickets. I always panic that we're

not going to sell the tickets. But we're just about sold out. If you want a ticket to DopeCon,

go to the website. I'll put the link in the

description of this show. There is a contest for dopey art, which nobody's entered, but I haven't

really publicized it, so the contest is kind of only in my head. And there is also a contest for

dopey music, which we've gotten a ton of

submissions for. We are looking for a dopey slash dopey-dop-com theme song challenge. If you guys

want free dopey merch, free tickets to dopeycon, I don't know, something for free.

Fucking send it to dopey podcast at gmail dot com it is a glorious week in

dopey history because the documentary aka charlie sheen came out uh doesn't it work

it is so exciting somebody had texted me that the movie was out and I kind of poo-poohed it because Charlie Sheen wasn't coming on Dopee.

I think years ago Charlie Sheen said he would come on Dopee for $2,000.

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