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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

-📝 Show Notes Dave introduces the Tuesday Patreon teaser and teases a full episode featuring Mr. Brown and his dad. Talks about dental implant anxiety, burnout, and “cultivating illness” to rest. Discusses Martin Scorsese’s career and dream of having him on Dopey. Reads a funny Spotify listener comment about pork ads and anti-Semitism. Introduces new segment: Miles Davis on Dopey — reading wild stories from Miles: The Autobiography. Plays a voicemail from Selby about sneaking THC gummies through TSA. Shares personal TSA story involving his harmonica being mistaken for a weapon. Transitions to full Patreon preview: political discussion with his dad and Ray about empathy, kindness, and America’s divisions. Ends with a comedic apology and the song “I Wanna Be Good So Bad.”

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another teaser.
0:20.0	Another Tuesday teaser of Dopee podcast on drugs addiction and dumb shit.
0:25.2	This week on Patreon, I don't know why. I decided Ray came back and my dad said, I felt like I needed to have my dad sit in and join me and Ray.
0:40.6	So if you want to hear the full me, Ray, and my dad, you go to www.
0:48.0	Patreon.com slash dopey podcast.
0:51.6	And listen.
0:53.8	And, you know, we haven't done a patreon zoom in a while so there will
0:58.8	be a patreon zoom in october on thursday i'm getting dental implants put in and i'm really dreading it
1:07.8	i feel like i've been going hard as fuck, hard as a motherfucker, as people
1:13.1	like to say. And it's time to take a step back, time to smell the flowers. But Thursday,
1:20.6	they're going to be putting these things in my head. I'm trying to cultivate illness so I can
1:27.0	stay home and do nothing. That is really, really what I'm trying to cultivate illness so I can stay home and do nothing.
1:28.5	That is really, really what I'm trying to do.
1:32.2	Cultivate illness so I can do nothing.
1:35.6	I started watching the Martin Scorsese documentary series called Mr. Scorsese.
1:42.8	And I've decided that we could get Martin Scorsese to come on Dopee if we pray
1:47.5	together and manifest.
1:49.8	So if you're willing to pray and manifest for Martin Scorsese to come on Dopee, send
1:55.4	in a voicemail or an email to Dopee podcast at gmail.com.
2:00.3	We have good stuff coming. There's a lot of good stuff
2:02.9	coming, which I'm excited about. Martin Scorsese was a horrible cocaine addict, and he worked on the
2:10.4	famous, I mean, he did so many amazing movies, obviously mean, streets and Raging Bull and
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