Is this thing on?

Hello, yes, I can put many things up the butt. It's one of my many talents.

It's a talent that not a lot of people have that aren't in prison. So I'm really really, you know, I'm impressed.

I know, God, please don't don't let me have to use that for another reason someday.

Listen, listen, there's two reasons. Like either you take big stuff up your butt because you like it or you've been to county jail. One of the two.

I'm just going to be blessed to do both someday. I'm sure of it.

So as far as fetish and stuff, you're one of those like fetish, I guess when people want to do the weird crazy porn, they go to you.

Yeah, I would say that. I've been asked like all the weirdest things.

Like so when you when you come into a set like that, are you prepared for that weirdness?

Oh, yeah, usually if I'm coming on set for like a really crazy fetish day, I do like a couple of things to prepare.

Like especially for like the pee stuff as you can tell by my shirt. I like to drink pee.

Yes, a lot of pee.

So yeah, and when you're drinking a lot of pee, like you want to prepare your stomach for that shit because like who knows what the fuck that person has.

Now is it like their body? Yeah, I was about to ask like when you're drinking someone's pee, I know like if you're drinking a lot of coffee, it's not going to be that tasty.

You know what I mean? Yeah, see that face, you see that face? Like that was the face.

The first time I met you was like the worst pest experience I've actually ever had in my life.

Same here, same here. We were literally in this cheapest motel I've ever been.

The red roof in and we were at the red roof and hooker problems wanted to do a piece in with you.

And she had been drinking at a convention, nothing but coffee for like 48 hours.

It smelled like someone who was fucking a Folger's coffee can in the bathroom.

It smelled so bad. It just straight coffee.

It was awful. Like I have never in my life.

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