Chark Shomp

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

This week Tom and Julie talk about the unusual lyrics behind Shirley Temple's Animal Crackers in My Soup, their favorite MAD Magazine comics, and watch cursed clips of Katy Perry and friends going to space, and an Instagram ad for a product called Faith Bricks. Plus Tom and Carson play voicemails they received from Troma director Charles Kaufman after prank calling him during a previous Patreon bonus clip. CLIPS FROM THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: -Katy Perry and friends go to space https://www.instagram.com/p/DIcNXsxM6_g/ -Faith Bricks https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIAlioDMRHf/?igsh=NjZiM2M3MzIxNA%3D%3D This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/tomandjulie and get on your way to being your best self. WATCH VIDEO CLIPS OF DOUBLE THREAT https://www.youtube.com/@doublethreatpod JOIN THE DOUBLE THREAT FAN GROUPS *Discord https://discord.com/invite/PrcwsbuaJx *Reddit https://www.reddit.com/r/doublethreatfriends *Facebook https://www.facebook.com/groups/doublethreatfriends DOUBLE THREAT MERCH https://doublethreat.dashery.com/ TOTALLY EFFED UP T-SHIRTS https://dttfutees.dashery.com/ SEND SUBMISSIONS TO [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman 00:00 Intro 7:35 Animal Crackers is a weird song 11:28 MAD Magazine 28:21 The Charles Kaufman voicemails 47:00 Katy Perry and friends go to space 1:11:43 Faith Bricks 1:28:34 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Forever
0:00.9	Dog.
0:03.8	You'd rank little kids on a scale of one to ten.
0:06.7	What would you give them?
0:08.6	Minus 900.
0:10.3	Yeah.
0:11.8	How about some old timer moving slow when you're trying to get by?
0:17.6	Minus 9,000.
0:19.6	Yeah.
0:21.6	What about? what about Carson?
0:26.7	Mm, an intriguing proposition.
0:31.6	I, a scale one's 10, 10, yeah.
0:35.6	10.
0:35.9	Wow.
0:37.4	Yeah. I. Wow.
0:37.9	Yeah. I'm honored.
0:38.7	But let's not let him hear this because it'll go to his head.
0:42.0	Yeah.
0:43.0	I'm blocking it out.
0:44.1	Have a big head like friggin' Betty Boopo.
0:47.2	Betty Boop has a huge head.
0:51.7	Yeah.
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