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Smith and Sniff
Jonny Smith and Richard Porter
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
Jonny and Richard recount their Glasgow live show since they accidentally forgot to record it. Also in this episode, getting a lift home from a former police officer in a Berlingo, A110s under 30 grand, Herb Alpert’s Alpen Alpine, a new rival for Celica lady, teachers in very thick perfume, a conspiracy theory cab driver, the interior of the new Ferrari Luce, a strange news story about a port drinker, vague insurance details, never bothered me car ads, and bringing drat back.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Johnny Smith. |
| 0:02.4 | I'm Richard Porter. |
| 0:03.6 | And this is Smith and Sniff, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and many other things. |
| 0:12.7 | Now, before we go any further, we should explain, this was meant to be a recording of our live show in Glasgow last Wednesday. |
| 0:21.4 | Yes. |
| 0:21.9 | There was a slight mix up and that show wasn't recorded. |
| 0:26.9 | So if you're in the audience, you are the only living record of that show. |
| 0:33.8 | It wasn't recorded on any kind of media. |
| 0:37.4 | So that's a bit of a shame because it was, I thought, a really fun show entirely down to the fact that it was a brilliant audience. |
| 0:44.8 | And it's a great venue as well. |
| 0:46.2 | That helps. |
| 0:47.3 | Yeah, I have to say, amazing venue. |
| 0:49.6 | We've been there before. |
| 0:50.5 | That theatre was excellent. |
| 0:52.3 | Eastwood Park Theatre, we should say thank you to them. |
| 0:55.1 | Massive thank you, so we'll come on to why we need to thank one lady in particular later. |
| 1:00.0 | But, um, yes, yes. |
| 1:01.0 | And the fact that they've got probably, I think, the coolest wooden banisters on their |
| 1:06.7 | staircases as well, uh, which didn't help, didn't help our podcast recording at all. But I went away very |
| 1:14.7 | pleased with how it went and we had a good chuckling time and the audience participation made |
| 1:19.8 | it, made it what it was. Yeah, it is, it's a shame. I mean, it's annoying that we can't release |
| 1:25.4 | it as a recording for everybody to listen to you. |
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