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Not giving a fuck.

It's December.

So it was Thea's birthday.

Right, let's recap because we've not seen each other for a...

I don't know, really.

A long time.

So, first of all, yeah, I had Thea's birthday weekend, which...

Oh my, my, bad.

Yeah, Saskia's was the other week. It's a lot. Like, end of November, December, kids, and January even. It's Snowy's next week. It's a lot, isn't it? It's a lot. It's a lot. It's, it's a lot. It's, it's, Susqueas, Snowies, my sisters. Horrific that.

Ed's, dads.

Why is loads of people born in November?

Because everyone was shagging on valentines. What, that one time a year that you shag. Yeah, it must be.

Isn't it like that there's loads of people born in September because people shag in January because they've done Christmas and they're like, oh, we'll have a kid.

I got pregnant. I think in September, that's the move.

I got pregnant with fear in like February or March. So yeah, I don't know, ugh, gross.

Ew!

I was just thinking it. Me and you must have bunked on the same.

No, they're a year apart. No, I know, but at the same time. We must have been feeling frisky. Anyway, right, yeah, Thea's birthday. So, like, you make the stress that you want to make, don't you really? And I decided that this birthday was going to be a huge stress. But I've said before, I said to her, you can either have a party or you can have a birthday weekend.

I'd rather do a birthday weekend than a fucking shitty-ass-kids party

because I absolutely hate them.

I hate spending the money on it and I don't like kids.

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