Hello, welcome back. Where the fuck have you guys been? Just kidding. I know I haven't put out an episode in a while. I went to a rave on Andromida and some Archerians gave me some ketamine. I went into a wormhole. I forgot I had a

podcast. I hope everything's okay. Did I miss the rapture. Yes. Oh You ever take such a long break off of your job that you have to listen to past

episodes of your job to remember how to do your job? That's how hard I've been

partying. We got a lot we got a lot to cover. We got a big couple of months. If you guys

notice the energy shifts, there's been a lot of energy shifts. We're doing a big

collective jump. I'm not going to get in it too much on this podcast, but if you took a wrong turn last year around this time, this is it. We're in a loop. We're in a loop of time. It's time to take the right turn.

I'm going to be as vague as possible. I like to confuse you. Most importantly,

it's time to charge your fucking avatars.

Has it ever had somebody send you a screenshot

and all you can notice is that their fucking phone

is on 7%?

It's like, what kind of life are you living? It's 4 PM

charge your goddamn battery. What is this? Why are you being so reckless? That is what it feels like to watch humans do anything.

You all have avatars that run on energy and you are mostly running on 7%.

You are mostly trying to accomplish things that require at least 70% of your battery being full and you're trying to do it on 7%.

Today we're going to talk about charging your goddamn avatar.

This video game has an avatar.

It's got a physical body with its own mind and its own artificial intelligence.

It's funny that you guys are so paranoid about artificial intelligence.

It's inside you.

But that shit takes energy.

You have to put gas in the tank, you have to put energy into the thing in order

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