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Welcome to the Bad Broadcast. I'm your host, Maddie Murphy.

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Hi everybody, welcome back to the Bad Broadcast. My name is Maddie.

I am your host, and whether you like it or not,

I'm also your best friend.

I think I have broken my own personal record for how many times I have started an episode

and then had to go back and restart because I like cannot get words out of my mouth.

My brain is short circuiting. I have a lot of anxious energy because as I'm sitting here recording,

my live event is tomorrow. By the time the episode comes out, it will have already happened.

But I'm like preparing for it and I'm nervous because I've never done a live event and I hope it

goes well. But this episode is kind of a follow up to the live event because for the event,

I was partnered with the period project so we did a whole big segment about bad period stories.

I'm saying had like it's in the past, even though for me it hasn't happened yet.

So this week on the podcast, we're just going to keep the ball rolling and talk about bad vagina

stories. This is a whole mix. Some period stories, gynecologist appointments, all of that.

All of the words that make us just feel a little bit weird will probably be used a lot,

like labia discharge, all of that. But before we get into the vagina,

I want to open up with some Maddy thoughts that I want to share with you guys.

You didn't listen to the episode a couple of weeks ago. I had a segment called Maddy Thoughts,

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