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Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

Chapter 9

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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4.8728 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2019

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 9: Stanley is a Dick. It's 9am on 22nd January 2019 and the sun is shining brightly. The soil is relatively wet and loose, though small puddles are frozen over. Is this global warming? Having left the field and his brain largely fallow for a fortnight Herring returns to his task untroubled by log dogs, but there are some incidents with real dogs that are quite hairy. Are they log dogs come to life? Some nice finds and a few more tips and Rich clears up what the podcast is actually about (spoiler: it's about stone clearing) and there are some enjoyably mundane chats with some of the people in the village, all of whom are unaware of what is going on. Pluf a fpecial gueft apperance from the Venerable Bede (is he the myftery voice too?). See some video footage of stone-clearing here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j_DH4TIYAA

Transcript

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0:00.0

And before this week's Stonecliffe or Richard Herring, I've discovered the passage from Beads

0:09.4

an ecclesiastical history of the English people or Hithoria, Eccleiatica Gentith and Gloram,

0:17.4

which was written around the 720's, completed in 731.

0:22.4

I don't know when this particular passage was written by the venerable bead,

0:26.0

but this is the first ever mention of stone clearers in history.

0:30.3

And in the fields are the folk known as Thotone Cleareth.

0:35.1

They didn't have the letter S in these days.

0:37.3

A strange band of vagabond

0:40.5

who doth labour be a day or nicht, pulling the phatones from the foil. They doth their work

0:47.6

naked after the day they wath burst, fay for a garment made of hefian, which they doth wear around their nepheth and codlings.

0:57.9

They worship false gods, and are an affront to the Lord Jepath, and when discovered, are chased

1:06.3

from the towns and villets, and put in photoxts or hanged from the trith with their photones in their pockets never woth a man who so ho so thirst and despised than these foil-coated waffeth.

1:28.4

So there we go.

1:31.6

That's the first mention of these guys,

1:33.3

proof, if proof be need be,

1:36.2

that Stone clearing has Richard Herring. Hello and welcome

2:05.6

Hello and welcome to another edition of stone clearing or phaton clearing as the medievalist would have called it with

2:22.3

Richard Herring.

2:25.4

I think it's the 22nd of January, maybe the 21st.

2:30.9

It was slightly late walks today, 9 o'clock, heading out, so they encounter some of the

2:37.2

later dog walkers will just find that everyone else is already at work. Come on, darling. And yeah,

2:44.4

sorry, it's been a couple of weeks. Um, I haven't been doing as much stone clearing as usual.

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