Chapter 9
Stone Clearing With Richard Herring
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🗓️ 22 January 2019
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And before this week's Stonecliffe or Richard Herring, I've discovered the passage from Beads |
| 0:09.4 | an ecclesiastical history of the English people or Hithoria, Eccleiatica Gentith and Gloram, |
| 0:17.4 | which was written around the 720's, completed in 731. |
| 0:22.4 | I don't know when this particular passage was written by the venerable bead, |
| 0:26.0 | but this is the first ever mention of stone clearers in history. |
| 0:30.3 | And in the fields are the folk known as Thotone Cleareth. |
| 0:35.1 | They didn't have the letter S in these days. |
| 0:37.3 | A strange band of vagabond |
| 0:40.5 | who doth labour be a day or nicht, pulling the phatones from the foil. They doth their work |
| 0:47.6 | naked after the day they wath burst, fay for a garment made of hefian, which they doth wear around their nepheth and codlings. |
| 0:57.9 | They worship false gods, and are an affront to the Lord Jepath, and when discovered, are chased |
| 1:06.3 | from the towns and villets, and put in photoxts or hanged from the trith with their photones in their pockets never woth a man who so ho so thirst and despised than these foil-coated waffeth. |
| 1:28.4 | So there we go. |
| 1:31.6 | That's the first mention of these guys, |
| 1:33.3 | proof, if proof be need be, |
| 1:36.2 | that Stone clearing has Richard Herring. Hello and welcome |
| 2:05.6 | Hello and welcome to another edition of stone clearing or phaton clearing as the medievalist would have called it with |
| 2:22.3 | Richard Herring. |
| 2:25.4 | I think it's the 22nd of January, maybe the 21st. |
| 2:30.9 | It was slightly late walks today, 9 o'clock, heading out, so they encounter some of the |
| 2:37.2 | later dog walkers will just find that everyone else is already at work. Come on, darling. And yeah, |
| 2:44.4 | sorry, it's been a couple of weeks. Um, I haven't been doing as much stone clearing as usual. |
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