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Quick warning.

There's some language in this episode that might not be appropriate for younger listeners.

I have a theory about how Dennis could have fooled a meal during Operation Botox.

I store my audio equipment in a hard black pelican case.

As a result, I get a lot of attention at airports.

Security officials suspect I have a gun and ask me to open the case.

Customs officials always search it.

My seatmates on airplanes often notice the case too.

What's in the case, they ask?

I'm always honest.

Recording equipment.

I'm a journalist.

And then I say something vague.

I don't like talking to strangers about my work.

But being vague just generates more questions.

What's the story about?

I've often wondered what I could say to avoid these kinds of questions.

Maybe I could claim to be a photographer for a national geographic.

That's my camera in the case, I'd say.

I go to dangerous, hard to reach places.

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