Chapter 75

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 9 September 2020

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Chapter Feventy-Five - Ye Beetf Go On. It's approaching 9am on 9th September 2020 and a sleep-deprived Richard Herring hopes that his befuddled head will give him access to the realm of the Morlocks, logdogs and babies on horses. He has one dull hallucination but otherwise he just meets a load of new Stone Stasi with meat dogs. A wondrous transgression of the rules (well if the government can do it) leads him to the harvested next door field and a wonderland of mediums, not like the crap he's having to deal with in his own stocean. Only another six months to chapter 100. Maybe lockdown two will be over by then.

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring.
0:17.0	With Richard Herring Come on girl
0:27.6	That's my good girl isn't it?
0:30.6	Is that my good girl?
0:33.6	Oh dearie me, hello
0:36.6	Welcome. It's September the night. It's about quarter to 9 a.m., maybe even 10 to 9. I haven't got my watch.
0:45.8	And a bit of a late stone clear this morning for chapter, what is it? 75.
0:54.0	I think it's 75. It's 75 hard to keep track isn't it um bad my sleep last night
1:01.6	nobody's fault the kids all step through i've just been awake for a lot of the night and feeling
1:08.4	a little bit spacey, not Kevin Spacey.
1:14.6	And, but often in those stone clears of no sleep,
1:19.6	we get to see the wonders that seep through from the real reality
1:25.6	the moorlocks, the babies on the horses, the log dogs.
1:29.0	I don't need to tell you all of those supernatural creatures that you need a certain mindset
1:35.4	to be able to see.
1:39.0	So maybe we shall see some of them today.
1:40.8	Wolfie is yanking on this leash.
1:46.0	Wolfie, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think desperate for a poo to be fair, but we'll see there might be some...
1:49.0	Oh, there's a squirrel.
1:50.0	You're not going to get that, Wolfie, it's come right up that tree.
1:54.0	So, disappointingly, the field, the stotion still replete with beats.
2:01.6	The beats go on.
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