Chapter 67

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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🗓️ 30 June 2020

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Chapter Fixty-Feven - Coca Cola Fponforfhip. It's about 8.20am on 30th June and the weather was almost cold enough for Richard to wear his North Face jacket (Whichever direction your face is pointing, choose North Face) and he wears it anyway and gets a bit hot. He's on the search for more dicks (and fingers) and to a cynical eye might be attempting to monetise this ancient art. You can be sure he would never do that though, even if Ian Cocacola is intent on getting his branding into this podcast. Will Wolfie attack a dog and how will Rich respond when directly challenged about what he's up to. Surely his years of training means he won't make the same mistake as Cowley in The Great Escape? Look out for the ftone clearing kickftarter that will be coming foon. Occasional live streamed stone clears at http://twitch.tv/.rkherring

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0:00.0	Stone clearing with Richard Herring.
0:17.0	With Richard Herring Hello
0:25.4	Hello and welcome to chapter 56thven of the turn clearing with Richard Herring and Mawrie the dog.
0:50.9	She should really have equal.
0:53.0	It's about 8.20 a.m. She should really have equal, equal say.
1:03.5	It's about 8.20 a.m. on the 30th of June 2020.
1:09.9	And yeah, we're back weekly, my friends.
1:12.6	Don't you worry? We're still doing the occasional video on Twitch.tv.
1:16.6	But you'll be my stone clearing priority.
1:19.6	Walk is just going away at the entrance to the field.
1:24.6	The weeds are high, the crops are fairly high. There's little scatterings of poppies
1:30.3	amongst the crops. It would be beautiful if it wasn't against stones. And I'm just picking up three tiddlers, four tidalers.
1:39.3	Almost a stonecler's dozen. There's a stone crew's dozen. That's actually a borderline which is a swing girl, which is dick.
1:50.2	With the alpha and omega-Kenn, I'm fucking really out of shape.
1:53.6	I don't know what's happened in the last week.
1:57.8	But I'm making an effort to get fit again,
2:02.6	by which I mean I'm not going to eat quite as many bits of ice cream.
2:09.6	It'd be nice if the lockdown were over.
2:14.6	It's certainly heading that way that's uh I'm a feeling we will be back good little
2:26.1	clear there good basic clear of a small medium medium maybe stone there so as business as usual back to basics back to
2:38.3	what stone doing should be a man walking around a field talking to himself or moving
2:45.0	stones where his dog does a poo I think she's just building up to poo here.
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