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Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

Chapter 42

Stone Clearing With Richard Herring

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4.8726 Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2019

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Chapter 42 - Headphone Narnia: It's November 6th and nearly 5pm and Richard is heading out into the dark Hertfordshire night to try and clear as many ftones as he can whilst shrouded in the cloak of night. It's been a while since he's done a night clear and he has to remind himself of torch and dog poo holding etiquette, but his ungloved hands may be cold and dirty, but they are nimble. More mottos and rules to live your stone clearing life by and probably some other stuff too, I can't really remember now. But stop trying to find some spoilers - just liften to the ftones my friend and enter your own Narnia (I forgot that everyone gets turned to stone there, that would have been a good point to make.)

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0:00.0

Stone clearing with Richard Herring. All right, come on, most go be quick.

0:34.6

That's all. Come on, more scrow me quick. Careful.

0:47.8

Hello and welcome to another chapter for tone clearing of Richard Herring.

0:51.7

It's the 6th of November. It's 1658pm.

0:59.4

It's drizzly, it's dark. We're going on our first night time clear for a little while.

1:05.6

This should be quite a quick one. I've got to be back in time to bath the kins. No ephemism.

1:17.9

And yeah, just let's see how if I can remember how to clear stands at night time that's a little patch-up course for anyone who hasn't done this for a while

1:21.7

whether we'll see some sparks tonight or not I don't know I don't if I want to after the fires that

1:26.5

beset the field though it's damp enough I think. I don't know. I don't know if I want to after the fires that beset the field. Though it's damp enough, I think, to... for it not to be an issue, I would hope. A wolf

1:35.2

is just annoying. And... Obviously, important to keep the beats going, mainly for the take of Brexit.

1:47.0

To keep it from not happening, if that's your jam, and keep throwing stones in to your own Brexit ditch.

1:56.0

So really for you, it's just a symbolic thing. Mine is the only ditch. But we'll do the job. So,

2:05.6

yeah, surprisingly dark. I haven't worn any gloves, which is possibly pure and foolish. I've forgotten

2:14.1

everything that I've learnt about being out on the field at night.

2:19.3

And we're going to head unusually just, as there isn't much time up to the Brexit ditch first.

2:29.3

Not before I've stopped to gather a few stones to add to the opening can, the closing can.

2:41.0

Ah yes, now I remember how it is the way that leaves.

2:45.0

Catch your flashlight.

2:48.0

You're not sure what's up or down anymore

2:51.3

but

2:53.7

oh

2:55.1

found quite a nice

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