Chapter 42: Speedrun!
Midnight Burger
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🗓️ 14 January 2025
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Summary
"Get ready. Get set. Get out!"
Cast
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
David - Quintin Jones, Jr.
Leif - Tom Moorman
Kazi - Jessica Morris
Teta - Aubrey Ferguson
Libuza - Shelly Darrington
Fiona - Tess Segal
Feudalism Guy, Announcer, Waiter - Dr. Punt Gusher
Betty, Edith - Dr. Lattice the Talking Doll
Sunny the Stagg - Jessica Mudd
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Episode art by Existentially Exhausted Bean
Music:
Hip Hop Rock Song - Def Lev
Majestica - Edgar Hopp
Eye of the Newscaster - Out to the World
Titans - Dream Cave
Final Discoveries - Jon Sumner
Stand for Truth - Reynard Seidel
Mover - Carvings
Home Straight - Jon Bjork
String Quartet No. 2 In D Major, K. 155_ I. Allegro - W. A. Mozart
Symphony No.5 in E minor Op.64 - IV. Andante maestoso - P.I. Tchaikovsky
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| 0:00.0 | Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.co. |
| 0:05.5 | That's audible.co.uk slash Wondery. |
| 0:11.6 | Previously on Midnight Burger, the sisters in the diner finally have a good old-fashioned meat cute |
| 0:16.3 | and discuss the fact that they've got to get the F out of the C before the B Fs them in the A. |
| 0:21.9 | All of us here have been in precarious and deadly scenarios before. |
| 0:26.2 | This may be the most dangerous of them all. |
| 0:29.2 | The B in this case being the benefactor, you know, this guy. |
| 0:32.6 | Kill them. |
| 0:33.3 | The C in this case standing for cryptessia, you know, the galaxy filled with other people who want to. |
| 0:38.4 | Kill them. |
| 0:39.0 | And things are ever more complicated by the fact that Gloria is having a hard time doing anything halfway. |
| 0:44.2 | Please don't tell me you're trying to make it your responsibility to save an entire galaxy. |
| 0:48.9 | Whose responsibility should it be? |
| 0:50.7 | No, worry not. |
| 0:51.5 | Catching the diner is about as easy as picking up a wet watermelon seed, |
| 0:54.9 | but they've got an awfully long grocery list of refugees to nab |
| 0:58.0 | before they can get the F out of the G and avoid the effing in the A by the B. |
| 1:04.0 | Also Fiona's here. |
| 1:05.2 | Hi there. |
| 1:05.8 | Let's start the shift. |
| 1:14.1 | The year was 1950. |
| 1:16.8 | Deep in the mountains of California, |
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