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Midnight Burger

Chapter 42: Speedrun!

Midnight Burger

Business Goose Media

Fiction, Science Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.92.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2025

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

"Get ready. Get set. Get out!"


Cast

Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez

Caspar - Joe Fisher

Ava - Finlay Stevenson

Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird

Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird

David - Quintin Jones, Jr.

Leif - Tom Moorman

Kazi - Jessica Morris

Teta - Aubrey Ferguson

Libuza - Shelly Darrington

Fiona - Tess Segal

Feudalism Guy, Announcer, Waiter - Dr. Punt Gusher

Betty, Edith - Dr. Lattice the Talking Doll

Sunny the Stagg - Jessica Mudd


Written and Directed by Joe Fisher

Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson

Episode art by Existentially Exhausted Bean


Music:

Hip Hop Rock Song - Def Lev

Majestica - Edgar Hopp

Eye of the Newscaster - Out to the World

Titans - Dream Cave

Final Discoveries - Jon Sumner

Stand for Truth - Reynard Seidel

Mover - Carvings

Home Straight - Jon Bjork

String Quartet No. 2 In D Major, K. 155_ I. Allegro - W. A. Mozart

Symphony No.5 in E minor Op.64 - IV. Andante maestoso - P.I. Tchaikovsky



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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:05.5

That's audible.co.uk slash Wondery.

0:11.6

Previously on Midnight Burger, the sisters in the diner finally have a good old-fashioned meat cute

0:16.3

and discuss the fact that they've got to get the F out of the C before the B Fs them in the A.

0:21.9

All of us here have been in precarious and deadly scenarios before.

0:26.2

This may be the most dangerous of them all.

0:29.2

The B in this case being the benefactor, you know, this guy.

0:32.6

Kill them.

0:33.3

The C in this case standing for cryptessia, you know, the galaxy filled with other people who want to.

0:38.4

Kill them.

0:39.0

And things are ever more complicated by the fact that Gloria is having a hard time doing anything halfway.

0:44.2

Please don't tell me you're trying to make it your responsibility to save an entire galaxy.

0:48.9

Whose responsibility should it be?

0:50.7

No, worry not.

0:51.5

Catching the diner is about as easy as picking up a wet watermelon seed,

0:54.9

but they've got an awfully long grocery list of refugees to nab

0:58.0

before they can get the F out of the G and avoid the effing in the A by the B.

1:04.0

Also Fiona's here.

1:05.2

Hi there.

1:05.8

Let's start the shift.

1:14.1

The year was 1950.

1:16.8

Deep in the mountains of California,

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