Chapter 41: The Malthusian Trap
Midnight Burger
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🗓️ 17 December 2024
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Summary
“Evil exists in the world not to create despair but activity.”
-Thomas Malthus
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Fiona - Tess Segal
David - Quintin Jones, Jr.
Teta - Aubrey Ferguson
Kazi - Jessica Morris
Libuza - Shelly Darrington
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Episode Art by PeriPapaya
Music:
Dance of the Flutes - Tchaikovsky - Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra
Symphonie Pathétique- Tchaikovsky - New York Philharmonic Orchestra
Reel Two Reel - Auxjack
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on Midnight Burger, it's raining man. |
| 0:04.0 | Casper, can you hear me? |
| 0:06.0 | Oh shit. |
| 0:08.0 | Head back to the diner. |
| 0:14.0 | Leaf. |
| 0:15.0 | Mystery man, that is. |
| 0:16.0 | The diner finds itself on a planet where it is eternally 2012. |
| 0:20.0 | Michaela Moroni is not impressed. |
| 0:21.6 | You know, you're my first alien. |
| 0:23.6 | What do you mean? |
| 0:24.6 | In his first jaunt out into the cosmos, David makes himself a green friend. |
| 0:27.6 | Their friendship did not last. |
| 0:33.6 | Meanwhile, on the other end of the galaxy... |
| 0:35.6 | Do you know what this means? |
| 0:38.3 | What? |
| 0:39.1 | Free ship! |
| 0:40.0 | Eva and the sisters on the mucklewains have got themselves a hot rod and are making a beeline for the diner, while Gloria comes up with her next move against the mystery man. |
| 0:48.7 | Go get me the barista. |
| 0:50.2 | What? |
| 0:50.6 | Go get me, the barista. |
| 0:52.4 | Ha-ha, that'll show them. |
| 0:54.9 | Wait, what? |
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