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Midnight Burger

Chapter 41: The Malthusian Trap

Midnight Burger

Business Goose Media

Fiction, Science Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.92.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2024

⏱️ ? minutes

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Summary

“Evil exists in the world not to create despair but activity.”

-Thomas Malthus


Cast:

Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez

Caspar - Joe Fisher

Ava - Finlay Stevenson

Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird

Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird

Leif - Tom Moorman

Fiona - Tess Segal

David - Quintin Jones, Jr.

Teta - Aubrey Ferguson

Kazi - Jessica Morris

Libuza - Shelly Darrington



Written and Directed by Joe Fisher

Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson

Episode Art by PeriPapaya


Music:

Dance of the Flutes - Tchaikovsky - Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra

Symphonie Pathétique- Tchaikovsky - New York Philharmonic Orchestra

Reel Two Reel - Auxjack


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Previously on Midnight Burger, it's raining man.

0:04.0

Casper, can you hear me?

0:06.0

Oh shit.

0:08.0

Head back to the diner.

0:14.0

Leaf.

0:15.0

Mystery man, that is.

0:16.0

The diner finds itself on a planet where it is eternally 2012.

0:20.0

Michaela Moroni is not impressed.

0:21.6

You know, you're my first alien.

0:23.6

What do you mean?

0:24.6

In his first jaunt out into the cosmos, David makes himself a green friend.

0:27.6

Their friendship did not last.

0:33.6

Meanwhile, on the other end of the galaxy...

0:35.6

Do you know what this means?

0:38.3

What?

0:39.1

Free ship!

0:40.0

Eva and the sisters on the mucklewains have got themselves a hot rod and are making a beeline for the diner, while Gloria comes up with her next move against the mystery man.

0:48.7

Go get me the barista.

0:50.2

What?

0:50.6

Go get me, the barista.

0:52.4

Ha-ha, that'll show them.

0:54.9

Wait, what?

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