Chapter 40: Romney for America
Midnight Burger
Business Goose Media
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 November 2024
⏱️ ? minutes
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Summary
“If we were forced to pinpoint a year, 2012 appears to be a good choice for when the modern world was invented, and we’ve been living in it now for a little over a decade.”
-Erik Hoel
This episode is dedicated to the memory of the greatest to ever do it, Huell Howser: https://www.youtube.com/live/DKl6B2CX2tY?si=r4y0WLT4UanCS4g-
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Leif - Tom Moorman
David - Quintin Jones, Jr.
Fiona - Tess Segal
Maloo - Summer Brigoni
Charlotte - Dr. Lattice
Teta - Aubrey Ferguson
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
Peter’s Breakdancing Music: Donell Mase
Episode art by Ariartcor
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, kids. It's me again. Hello. It is about four in the morning when I'm recording this and |
| 0:08.2 | I'm putting the final touches on this episode. And so you've heard this preamble before. So I'll |
| 0:14.4 | just cut to the chase. So the mini series is getting two additional episodes, as I said before. |
| 0:24.0 | And the news is that after much consideration, yes, the main show is also going to get two additional episodes. So |
| 0:31.1 | the final episode of season four of Midnight Burger is going to be chapter 44. Now, I've talked about this |
| 0:39.2 | before, so I won't belabor the point, but suffice to say, when I start each season, I have |
| 0:45.3 | kind of a grocery list of things that I want to do. And sometimes 10 episodes, the sort of |
| 0:52.8 | default minimum of 10 episodes is just not enough. And so I end up having to |
| 0:58.9 | expand it. A season is not a suitcase. It is more like an expanding accordion file or, you know, |
| 1:05.4 | a bag of holding, however you like to see things. And so this particular season needs to expand a little bit because |
| 1:12.2 | I still have things on my grocery list. So once again, final episode of season four will be |
| 1:18.9 | chapter 44. And so now please enjoy chapter 40. Previously on Midnight Burger, Eva was interrogated by the mystery men, and it went a little something like this. |
| 1:32.5 | I just can't take you seriously with those voices anymore. |
| 1:36.8 | Are you guys fucking stupid? |
| 1:38.9 | Could I get a magazine or something? |
| 1:41.2 | Trying a little Socratic jujitsu? |
| 1:43.5 | Have you been taking classes? I can already |
| 1:46.0 | tell that yours is a gel-using society. |
| 1:48.8 | You listen to me. You grubby little shitbird. |
| 1:51.4 | Can't call me something else. Just watch me. |
| 1:53.6 | Rebecca. That |
| 1:54.8 | is the stupidest bullshit |
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