Chapter 32: The Pyrophyte
Midnight Burger
Business Goose Media
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2023
⏱️ ? minutes
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Summary
"There is life even in the darkness, they say... If we thrive then so shall you, they say..."
Cast:
Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez
Caspar - Joe Fisher
Ava - Finlay Stevenson
Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird
Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird
Leif - Tom Moorman
Guest Starring:
Lauren LeBlanc as Clementine
Ian Ferguson as Terric
Alan Burgon as Brodie
Shelly Darrington as Olivia and DSCN 83
Nhea Durousseau as Tamara
Evan Gulock as Young Leif
Finlay Stevenson as Alice
Jessica Morris as Bertbert
Written and Directed by Joe Fisher
Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson
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Mother's Prayers have Followed Me by Homer Rodeheaver
Kiwi Dinner by Chalalatas
Arizona Stars by The Troubadors
Tripping Along by the Troubadors
Aria da Capo é Fine by Bach, Perf. by Kimiko Ishizaka
Cactus Twister by Fenton Jonesy Jones and the Texas Dandies
Oh, Susanna by Fenton Jonesy Jones and the Texas Dandies
Soldier's Joy by Fenton Jonesy Jones and the Texas Dandies
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| 0:00.0 | Previously on Midnight Burger, the night was dark and full of Hyundai Sonata's question mark exclamation point. |
| 0:06.4 | Given a long enough timeline, this entire universe we're in will be filled with copy after copy of Pete and Stephanie's Hyundai Sonata. |
| 0:15.7 | That's impossible. |
| 0:17.0 | Not anymore. |
| 0:17.6 | That's right. |
| 0:18.5 | Clementine finally decided to skid sideways into actually doing the right thing right before |
| 0:23.3 | it was too late to do said right thing. |
| 0:25.2 | Make it stop. |
| 0:26.5 | Okay. |
| 0:27.7 | It was not at all helped by seeing the face of Terrick, whom she abandoned some 700 years |
| 0:32.4 | ago, though, if I'm being real, bullet dodged, Terrick. |
| 0:35.9 | I didn't mean it, Terrick, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it. Just breathe. I destroy everything I touch. Clementine. And then, once the danger had passed, the diner gets another visitor. Uh, maybe, I think I hear something. Leave. I hear it. What is it? It's Chuck. Oh, hey, it's Chuck. |
| 0:55.9 | Long time no see, old pal. |
| 0:57.9 | I wonder what he wants. |
| 0:58.9 | It's Chuck. |
| 1:02.6 | Whoa, dude. |
| 1:04.8 | Who gave Chuck a copy of the Old Testament? |
| 1:07.0 | He's going to kill her right in front of us. |
| 1:15.6 | Somebody give me some options. It seemed like Clementine's goose was cooked until Gloria went into the kitchen and literally threatened the diner with her chanceletta. |
| 1:17.6 | Hey! |
| 1:18.6 | I'm talking to you. |
| 1:21.6 | Move. |
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