This is Sam Kincanon, and you're listening to Hard Truths with Sam Kincanon.

Tonight, the dosser's draft is formally signed into law, requiring all citizens of age who are not already contracted to a licensed deity to be

available for auxiliary military duties if called upon. We'll be discussing the draft

of the Judicator Cross of the South Eastern and giving you all the facts you need to get

your paperwork in order. I've actually just spoken to one of the new enlisted volunteers.

One young lady from my territory at South East, she was going to be hallowed into a war sink.

But what she said was, I'll never forget this, I've had cripples.

Whatever happens to me, it can't hurt more than that.

Isn't that absolutely splendid? Our national character, that sense of dark and defiant humor...

Ugh.

Nope.

That's why I find out to a platinum contract with the church electricist.

All sodding efforts.

So I don't have to worry about bills or changing energy costs.

It means great exclusive extras, like access to the church's latest minor deity, the ever-vest plane.

And it adds my entire family to a shared license as contracted worshippers of the saint.

So we don't need to worry about an unexpected knock on the door either.

Now I can get back to what really is going to.

Yay!

Oh!

Praise the change!

Corp, there's someone coming. Corporal?

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